第1个回答 2014-09-12
The 2 is "cattle" man a prelude to environmental:
很久很久以前，在一个乡村的市场里，有两个男人。
Long long ago, in a village market, there are two men.
顾客（入场）：哎！现在，女人横行霸道，可苦了我们这帮男人了！你可别说我窝囊，这就是咱爱老婆的表现老婆一声令下，圣旨一道。说要吃这里的牛肉，我跋山涉水，历经九九八十一难。终于让我找到了这家店（一看表）距离老婆规定的时间还有10分钟！....哇哈哈哈哈。
Customer (admission): hey! Now, women run amuck, bitter us men! You can't say I do, this is my loving wife performance wife order, decree. Said to eat beef here, I travel over land and water, after eighty-one to nine nine. I finally found the shop (see table) distance wife stipulated time 10 minutes! . wow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
顾客（入店内）：老板！咦！人呢。（走到桌子前面）
Customer (in the shop): the boss! Hey! People do. (go to the table)
老板(从桌子底下上来，手上拿了一把刀）：我在这里。
The boss (up from beneath the table, holding a knife): I'm here.
顾客（吓一跳，指着刀）：老....老板，这....
Customer (jump, pointing to the knife): old... The boss, this....
老板（看了下刀，下去）：对不起。等我下。
The boss (see under the knife, down): sorry. Wait for me.
老板（上来）：什么事。
The boss (up): what happened.
顾客：我要买牛肉！
Customer: I want to buy beef!
老板：桌子上都是，你自己选吧。
The boss: the table is, you choose.
顾客：哪里有啊？
Customer: where are they?
老板（看了看桌子）；对不起噢。忘记拿出来了。
The boss (see table); sorry oh. Forgot to take it out.
顾客：老板，你怎么了。没事吧！
Customer: boss, how do you. Are you okay.
老板：讲了你也听不懂。
Boss: you don't understand.
顾客：（无语中。。。。。。）
Customer: (Speechless......)
很久很久以前，在一个乡村的市场里，有两个男人。
Long long ago, in a village market, there are two men.
顾客（入场）：哎！现在，女人横行霸道，可苦了我们这帮男人了！你可别说我窝囊，这就是咱爱老婆的表现老婆一声令下，圣旨一道。说要吃这里的牛肉，我跋山涉水，历经九九八十一难。终于让我找到了这家店（一看表）距离老婆规定的时间还有10分钟！....哇哈哈哈哈。
Customer (admission): hey! Now, women run amuck, bitter us men! You can't say I do, this is my loving wife performance wife order, decree. Said to eat beef here, I travel over land and water, after eighty-one to nine nine. I finally found the shop (see table) distance wife stipulated time 10 minutes! . wow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
顾客（入店内）：老板！咦！人呢。（走到桌子前面）
Customer (in the shop): the boss! Hey! People do. (go to the table)
老板(从桌子底下上来，手上拿了一把刀）：我在这里。
The boss (up from beneath the table, holding a knife): I'm here.
顾客（吓一跳，指着刀）：老....老板，这....
Customer (jump, pointing to the knife): old... The boss, this....
老板（看了下刀，下去）：对不起。等我下。
The boss (see under the knife, down): sorry. Wait for me.
老板（上来）：什么事。
The boss (up): what happened.
顾客：我要买牛肉！
Customer: I want to buy beef!
老板：桌子上都是，你自己选吧。
The boss: the table is, you choose.
顾客：哪里有啊？
Customer: where are they?
老板（看了看桌子）；对不起噢。忘记拿出来了。
The boss (see table); sorry oh. Forgot to take it out.
顾客：老板，你怎么了。没事吧！
Customer: boss, how do you. Are you okay.
老板：讲了你也听不懂。
Boss: you don't understand.
顾客：（无语中。。。。。。）
Customer: (Speechless......)
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