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下班了员工1：“每天都是这些代码，我要崩溃了，建行，你在耍我吗？天天如此，收入还很低，我要切腹自尽。”
电话响起，其他银行：“上次跟你说来我们招行做行长助理，考虑的怎么样？”
员工1：“额。。这个”
招行（旁白）：“我们这月薪1W还配车，先过来吧，我们面谈”
员工1：“好的。”
员工2出现：“hey，girl 慢，不要这样，让我带你去个地方。”
员工1：“我在哪里？我为何这身打扮？你怎么穿成这样？”
员工2：“其实我是神仙，这是你的前世。”
员工1拿起武器敲打大神：“仙你个头啊，哪有你这么丑的毛神。你以为玩COSPLAY啊。”
员工2：“相信我，这是你1800年前的前世。”
员工1摸摸胸前，摸了摸胡须，大喊：“为什么我变成男人了。为什么三国时代我们要说英语。”
员工2突然回头指着台下的评委：“一切都是他们规定的。你就是1800年前的赵云。”
员工1看了下背后背的小孩道：“这是谁家的小孩？”
员工2：“他就是阿斗。”
员工1：“难道这里就是长坂坡。”
员工2飘走。曹操杀到大喊：“交出那个孩子！我曹操饶你不死。”
员工1：“哦，想要你就拿去反正我跟他不熟。”
刘备上台哭喊：“子龙，你为何负我。”
员工1：“你是谁？”
刘备：“难道你不记得大明湖畔的刘玄德了吗？忘记了你对我的承诺了吗？”
曹操："赵将军，看你肤白貌美，一身武艺。不如来我帐下，票子、车子、妹子什么都有。不用如此狼狈。在刘备那默默无闻，不然来我这大展宏图。"
刘备："曹贼，你有的我都有，子龙是我的人。"
曹操："你有什么？我的妹子可是林志玲、蔡依林、陈慧琳。"
刘备："我有一个珍藏——罗玉凤。"
刘备："我刘备出来混靠的是义气、和谐、兄弟多。阿斗就是我和赵云的孩子。"
员工1握住刘备的手：“亲爱的。”
刘备：“你是否愿意跟着我，不论健康、贫穷、饥饿、枯燥、逃亡。”
员工1：“我愿意”
两人相拥
曹操头上挂滴汗：“原来你们是基友”
员工1四处呼喊：“玄德、玄德。”
电话响起招行员工：“来了么？”
员工1：“我考虑好了，我不去了，建行，和谐、义气、兄弟多！”
The telephone rings, other banks:" told you last time we move to do assistant governor, what do you think?"
1:" the amount of staff.. This"
China Merchants Bank ( narrator ):" our monthly 1W with car, first come, we interviewed"
Employee 1:" good."
A staff of 2:" Hey, girl slow, don't do this, let me take you to a place."
Employee 1:" where am I? Why am I in this dress? Why are you dressed like that?"
A staff of 2:" I was a fairy, this is your life."
A staff of 1 to take up arms on him:" the immortal you head, you are so ugly hair god. Do you think playing COSPLAY."
Employee 2:" believe me, it is you who before 1800."
A staff of 1 to touch his chest, felt the beard, shouting:" why did I become a man. Why three times we want to speak english."
A staff of 2 suddenly turn pointing down the judges:" everything they set. You are Zhao Yun before the 1800."
A staff of 1 took a look at the back of the child : " who is this child?"
Employee 2:" he is fool."
Employee 1:" isn't here is the changban slope."
A staff of 2 floating away. Cao Cao shouted:" give the child to! Cao Cao I let you live."
Employee 1:" Oh, want you to take it anyway I am not acquainted with him."
Liu Bei took out a cry: " son, why do you take my."
Employee 1:" who are you?"
Liu Bei:" don't you remember the Daming Lake Liu Xuande.? Forget your promise to me.?"
Cao Cao:" Zhao general, see your white skin beauty, a Wu Yi. No Buddha my account, tickets, car, what have sister. Not so bad. In Liu Bei's unknown to the public, or come to realize one's ambition. "
Liu Bei:" Cao thief, I have everything what you, son is my man. "
Cao Cao:" what do you have? My sister is Lin Chiling, Jolin, Kelly Chan. "
Liu Bei:" I have a collection -- Luo Yufeng. "
Liu Bei Liu Bei:" I come out to mix by the brotherhood, harmonious, brothers more. Fools is my child and Zhao Yun. "
A staff of 1 to hold Liu Bei's hand:" dear."
Liu Bei:" if you want to follow me, regardless of health, poverty, hunger, boring, escape."
Employee 1:" I am willing to"
Two people together
Cao Cao head hanging drop of sweat : "so you are gay friend"
1 staff around, shouting: """."
The phone rings move employees:" come?"
A staff of 1:" I think, I do not, CCB, harmony, loyalty, brothers more!"
Phone rings, other banks: "Last time we tell you to do the Merchants Bank Assistant Governor, to consider how to?"
Staff 1: "amount.. This"
Merchants Bank (narration): "Our car is also equipped with a monthly salary of 1W, first come, our interviews."
Staff 1: "Yes."
2 employees there: "hey, girl slow, not so, let me take you places."
Staff 1: "Where am I? Why this outfit? How you dressed like that?"
Staff 2: "Actually I was god, this is your past life."
1 staff to take up arms beat the god: "Sin your head ah, how gross you are so ugly God. Do you think playing COSPLAY ah."
Staff 2: "Believe me, this is your past life 1800 years ago."
Employees a touch chest, touched his beard, shouting: "Why I became a man. Why do we say in English three times."
2 employees suddenly pointing to the audience back to the judges: "Everything they prescribe, you is 1800 years ago, Zhao Yun."
1 saw staff behind the back of the child under the Road: "This is someone's child?"
Staff 2: "He is the fools."
Staff 1: "Is this is ChangBanPo."
2 people drift away. Cao Cao immediate concern shouted: "hand over the child! I'll spare you die Cao Cao."
Staff 1: "Oh, take it anyway I want you not familiar with him."
Liu Bei came crying: "sub-Dragon, why do you bear me."
Staff 1: "Who are you?"
Liu Bei: "Do not you remember the Daming Lake, Liu Xuan it? Forget you I promise it?"
Cao Cao: "General Zhao, see you Fubai beautiful, a martial arts. I have given them as to, tickets, car, sister, everything. Not so embarrassed in Liu Bei was unknown, or to my grand plans."
Liu Bei: "Cao thief, you and some I have, sub-Dragon is my people."
Cao Cao: "What have you? My sister, but Lin Chi-ling, Jolin Tsai, Kelly Chen."
Liu Bei: "I have a collection - Luo Yufeng."
Liu Bei: "I am Liu Bei Chu Laihun relies on loyalty, harmony, brothers, and more. Fools and Zhao Yun is my child."
Liu Bei's hand holding a staff: "Dear."
Liu Bei: "Are you willing to follow me, regardless of health, poverty, hunger, dry, flee."
Staff 1: "I do"
They hugged
Cao Cao's head hanging drops of sweat: "So you are based Friends"
1 four people shouting: "Xuan, Xuan."
Merchants Bank staff phone rings: "come?"
Staff 1: "I thought well, I do not, Construction Bank, harmony, loyalty, brothers and more!"
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