求一英语喜剧剧本!!5人的

老鼠嫁女儿
角色(character):鼠爸爸（f）、太阳（sun）、云（cloud）、风（wind）、墙（wall）
Once upon a time, there was a mouse father. （很久很久以前,有一个老鼠爸爸）
He wanted to marry his daughter to the greatest person in the world. （他想要将他的女儿嫁给世界上最伟大的人）
But, who was the greatest person in the world? （但是,谁是世界上最伟大的人呢?）
Oh! The sun! He must be the greatest person in the world. （啊!是太阳!他一定是世界上最伟大的人） The mouse father went to talk to the sun. （老鼠爸爸就去找太阳说话）
f -------“Hello! Mr. Sun. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰!太阳先生,我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗?）
sun-------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the cloud. （什么?我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢!最伟大的应该是云） If he comes out, I’ll be covered.” （只要他一出现,我就被遮住了）
The mouse father went to talk to the cloud.（老鼠爸爸就去找云）
f-------“Hello! Mr. Cloud. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰!云先生,我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗?） cloud------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wind. （什么?我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢!最伟大的应该是风） If he comes out, I’ll be blown away.” （只要他一出现,我就被吹的远远的）
The mouse father went to talk to the wind. （老鼠爸爸就去找风）
f--------“Hello! Mr. Wind. I know you are the greatest person in the world.（哈啰!风先生,我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗?）
wind-------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wall. （什么?我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢!最伟大的应该是墙） If he comes out, I’ll be stopped.” （只要他一出现,我就被挡住了）
The mouse father went to talk to the wall. （老鼠爸爸就去找墙）
f-------“Hello! Mr. Wall. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰!墙先生,我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗?）
wall------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is YOU, the mouse.” （什么?我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢!最伟大的其实是你们!是老鼠!）
f-------“The greatest person in the world is … mouse?” （世界上最伟大的人…是老鼠?）
wall-------“Yes, the greatest person in the world is mouse. See? If mouse comes out, I’ll be bit!” （没错!世界上最伟大的就老鼠.明白吗?如果老鼠来了,我就会被穿过）本回答被网友采纳

英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!

另一个

白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)

皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?

皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.

皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.

你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改

http://tieba.baidu.com/f?kz=157763042 自己去看吧。。。什么都有。。

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!

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