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大家都是高中生,早恋是高压线之一大家都懂得。____________听说要割__________一女同学妈妈觉得家里总进小偷,就在家装了摄像头,同学不知道摄像头的事。__________这样可以嘛___________同学带其男友去家里嘿咻0.0然后,就没有然后了。第一次发,求过!
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第1个回答  2013-02-21
今天在网吧上网,下机了,于是从主机电源开关按关机,按下去时才发现按到别人的了,当时已经来不及了,于是我淡定地拿起手机假装玩手机,过了几秒,旁边关机了,只听他说:艹,那么快。 就走了,,,我直接石化。。
第2个回答  2013-03-31
There are three people go to see the god ! They want to ask he when their football team can win the World cup . The God tell the Korean that your team will win it in 100 years . And then he tell the Japanese that they will win the cup in 80 years . When the God see a person who comes from China , he turn back and cry . The Chinese doesn't know what's going on . After a few minutes , the god tell him very sadly ! he says : " I can't see that day !"

有三人去见上帝!他们想让他让他们的足球队赢得世界杯。上帝告诉朝鲜,你们的队伍会赢得了100年。然后他告诉日本,他们将在80年赢得世界杯。当神看见一个人来自中国,他回头哭。我不知道发生了什么。几分钟后,上帝告诉他很伤心!他说:“我看不到那一天!”来自:求助得到的回答
第2个回答  2013-03-31
"Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared...and it turned out he was in South America. And then it turned out he was down there because he was sleeping with a woman from Argentina. Once again, foreigners taking jobs that Americans won't do." --David Letterman

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