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"Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
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Danny is a little pig . He is unhappy because he wants to leave home to see the world .
Itâs a sunny day . Danny goes away when his parents are sleeping . on his way he meets an elephant , a peacock and a rabbit . At last , he gets to a lake . He looks at his reflection in the water and says, âI wish I have an elephantâs nose , a peacockâs tail and a rabbitâs ears .â after a while , Dannyâs wish comes true . He runs back excitedly .
But his parents canât recognize Danny , âGo away , youâre not our son .â Danny goes to the lake again . â I just want to be a pig .â He says sadly .Danny waits and waits . He becomes a pig again .
Danny runs back quickly . His parents hug and say , â This is our lovely baby .â
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One day , Charley boght a hot dog in a snack bar after school .
Suddenly , he stopped and raised his head high . He kept looking at the sky . It lasted two minutes .
A woman passed by . she saw Charley looking at the sky . and she stooped and also looked at the sky .
The sky was blue . There were some white clouds . Charley still looked at the sky and didnât move a bit . The woman also went on looking at the sky .
Mary passers-by stopped . They looked at the sky , too .
After a while , charley lowered his head . He laughed and asked . âwhat are you looking for in the sky ?â
The woman said : â why are you looking at the sky ?â
âI didnât look at the sky .â Charley pointed to his nose .â My nose was bleeding .â
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