was
a
hound
dog
laying
in
the
yard.
An
old
man
in
overalls
was
sitting
on
the
porch.
有一只猎犬躺在院子里。一个穿着制服的老人坐在旁边的摇椅上。
"Excuse
me,
sir,
but
does
your
dog
bite?"
the
tourist
asked.
一会一个开着车过来,看见了猎犬，就问:"对不起，老先生，您的狗咬人么?"
The
old
man
replied,
"Nope."
老先生斩钉截铁的说:“不”
So
the
tourist
stepped
out
of
his
car.
The
dog
ran
over
snarling
and
growling
and
bit
him
on
his
arms
and
legs.
As
the
dog
was
dragging
him
away
the
tourist
was
flailing
around
in
the
dust
and
yelled,
"I
thought
you
said
your
dog
didn't
bite!"
那人便下了车。只见这猎犬疯也似的朝他扑过来，朝着他的腿和胳膊就咬将起来。慌乱与愤怒之中，游客朝老头喊道:“你不是说你的狗不咬人么?”
The
old
man
replied,
"Ain't
my
dog."
老头说:“这个不是我的狗”
急!!!求英语笑话带翻译的,三到五分钟,两个人对话的,初二水平,谢谢!
Guy in the letters to his girlfriend wrote: "love your love so much, that would like to give you go through hell. On Saturday as it does not rain, I'll come.5、无理抱怨 两个人一起吃饭，只有两条鱼，一大一小。一位先把大 的吃了，另一位勃然大怒。”多不合适！”他抱怨说。
简单的英语小笑话(带翻译)
以下是几个简单而有趣的英语小笑话，附带中文翻译：1. 座位对话：男孩问女孩：“这个座位是空的吗？”女孩回答：“是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也会空出来。”(Girl: Yes, and if you sit, my seat will be empty too.)2. 饮料提议：男孩邀请女孩：“我可以为你买杯饮料吗？”女孩机智地回应...
英语小笑话,越短越好,带翻译
1、Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them!斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：但是你想洗澡...
英语笑话带翻译,两个人的,初一水平,三到五分钟。
He would marry his daughter to the handsome mouse next door. (他决定要将自己的女儿嫁给隔壁英俊的鼠小弟。) 3、Four seasons of a treeDon’t judge a life by one difficult season.There was a man. He had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things to go and look at a...
急需!超短英语笑话
3.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 4.as far as you go to die 有多远,死多远!!! 5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏,...
英语小笑话小学
英语小笑话小学一 Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow" .老师：汤姆，你为什么每天上学迟到？汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：“学校——慢行”。英语小笑话小学二 A man goes to church and ...
英语幽默小故事
81
简单的英语小笑话有哪些?
我这有几个英语小笑话： 校园幽默四则 1.Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher: Please tell us.Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow ...
给我一篇两人英语对话的幽默笑话
.两个人对话的英语笑话篇1 A Woman's Answer 女人的回答 A husband said to his wife, "Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?"一位丈夫对妻子说：“为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?”"Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God ...
英语小对话二人组10句_二人对话的英文小笑话
二人对话的英文小笑话篇一 "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?""A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?”老师发问道 “把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。”小女孩回答道。
