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1)Every day we go th school and lisen to the teacher,and the teacher will ask us some question.Sometimes,the classmates will ask for your opinionsof the works of the class.When you are telling others in the class what you have found out about these topics,remember that they must be able to hear what you have found out about not taking part in a family conversation or having a chat with friends--you are in a slight unnatural situation where a large group of people will remain silent,waiting to hear what you have to say.You must speak so that they can hear you--loudly enough and clearly enough but without trying to shout or appearing force yourself.
Remember,too,that it is the same if you are called to an interview whether it is with a professor of your school or a government official who might meet you.The person you are seeing will try to put you at your ease (not worried) but the situation is somewhat different from that of an ordinary conversatio.You must take special care that can be heard.

2)A man wen to a barbershop to have his hair and his beard cut as always.He started to have a good conversation with the barber who attended him.The talked about so many things on various subjects.
Suddenly,they touched the subject of God.The barber said,"I don't believe that God exist as you say so.""Why do you say that?"
asked the client."Well,it's so easy;you just have to go out in the street to realize that God does not there be abandoned children?If God existed,there would not neither suffering nor pain.I can't think of a God who permits all of these things."The cilent stopped for a moment thinking but he didn't want to respond so as to prevent an argument.
The barber finished his job and the client went out of the shop.Just after he left the batbershop,he saw a man in the street with long hir and beard.Then the client again entered the barber and he said to the barber ,"Know what?Barbers do not exist."
"How come they don't exist?"asked the barber,"Well I am here and I am a barber.""No!"the client exclaimed,"They don't exist because if they did there would be no people with long hair and beard like that man who walks in the street."
"Ah,barber do exist,what happens is that people do not come to me.""Exactly!"affirmed the client."That's the point.God does exist,what happens is that people don't go to him for help.That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."