幽默的英语小故事

一个幽默的英语小故事,要短一点,六年级到初一水平的,尽量简单一点

1 The old cat 猫

An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."

翻译:

一位老妇有一只猫。猫很老,她无法运行很快,她咬不了,因为年纪太大了。有一天,老猫发现一只老鼠,她跳起来,抓住了老鼠。但她咬不了它,因此,老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了,因为老猫咬不了它
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第1个回答  2010-11-29
临死学乖
一个将要伏法的罪犯,听说某处有个傻子,便招他来拿出银子100两诱道:“这些钱都
送给你,去买好衣穿买好食吃,妻子家人都将沾光不少。过些时候,官府派差役来查人,烦
你代替我让他们绑一绑,去几天就会放你回家的。”
傻子见满桌亮晃晃,连忙答应,将银子带回。邻里有个长辈知道了,赶忙来劝:“快将
银子还给他。如将性命丢了,万金又有何用?”
傻子说:“有了银子退还,自己再过那艰难日子,真是痴呆。”老人叹息而去。傻子便
动用银子,合家大小非常快乐。
不多久,官府公文已到,点名唤傻子。差役将他绑赴法场开斩。傻子这才哭道:“悔不
听人劝告,以至有今日!不过我今天也学乖了。吃亏也只有这一次!”
第2个回答  2010-11-29
Once an Amirecan was in Africa . He wanted to go to a village in the hills . He got on a bus . The dirver said:"The yellow ticket is one dollar. I have two other tickets .The green one is fifty cents(美分)the red ,ten cents."
"A red one,please."the man said.
The bus started to go up the village. Suddenlly it was stopped ."The green ticket passanger get out and walk .red ticket passanger get out and push the bus"shouted the driver
第3个回答  2010-11-29
他妈
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