急求英语小故事,最好是幽默的!要有翻译,一定要容易懂,而且容易背过!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

如题所述

I'm Trying to Stop It

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”

“没有,老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。”

“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

“Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

“对不起,夫人,为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”

“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

TWO: Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example?

John:Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.

老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在,谁给我举个例子?

约翰:嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短。
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第1个回答  2010-11-30
老外也很有礼貌应道:I am sorry too(我也对不起)。

此生不解,此“too”非彼“two”心说外国人真幽默,竟然说对不起二,于是接道:I am sorry three。

老外不解,问:What are you sorry for?(你有什么对不起我呀),不料此生却将“for”理解成了代表四的“four”

某人无奈接言,道:I am sorry five。本回答被提问者和网友采纳
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