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  Can we have our teacher back

  Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner.

  Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"

  能让我们的老师回去吗?

  有一次,一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹,因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人,把他带进另一间教室,并让他站在墙角。五分钟以后,一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来,问道,“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢?”
  save much more 省得更多

  "You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it."

  "Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more."

  中文对照:

  “妈妈,你今天一定会对我满意的,”迪克放学回家后对妈妈说,“我省下了车钱。我上学时没乘公共汽车,而是跟着公共汽车一路跑到学校的。”

  “哦,”他妈妈笑着说,“下次你跟在出租汽车后面跑,那会省得更多。”

  A big head 大脑袋

  "All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

  "Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

  "Where's the shopping bag?"

  "I haven't got one - use you hat."

  大脑袋

  “所有的小朋友都拿我取乐,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

  “别听他们的,”他妈妈安慰说。“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了,别哭了,去到店里买10磅土豆来。”

  “兜子在哪呢?”

  “我没有兜子——就用你的帽子吧。”
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第1个回答  2012-04-21
1、谐趣篇
l will forget it
David:Have you forgotten that you owe me fifty dollars?
Tom:No!No yet.Give me time and l will.
我一定会忘记的
大卫:你忘了欠我的50美元了吗?
汤姆:不!还没有。给我些时间,我一定会忘记的。
2、校园篇
Correct
Techer:Tim,what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?
Tim:l...do not konw...
Teacher:Correct.
很对
老师:提姆,学生们在学校里常用的三个字是什么?
提姆:我...不知道...
老师:很对。
第2个回答  2012-04-21
运动世家
A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families.

The German says I have 4 kids, one more and theyll make a basketball team.

The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys, one more and Ill be the world-champion soccer-teams coach.

The American starts laughing. He says Ive had 17 wives and no kids!! But one more wife and Ill open a golf course!

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第3个回答  2012-04-21
灌水..
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