重金悬赏！！！：跪求一个英语笑话或短剧！！

一人旁白，三人表演！大哥们，跪求啊！
大概表演的人一人四五句话

龟兔赛跑(Hare and tortoise)
Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. （伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）
The hare and the tortoise will have a match again. （小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。）
Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match? （小兔和乌龟又要比赛了？）
Didn’t the hare lose last year? Why do that again? （小兔不是输了吗？怎么还要比呀？）
Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days. （是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。）
Mother hare order them to have a match again this year.
（兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。）
Monkey: Oh, so it is. （原来是这样。）
Together: ( Music)...!
Monkey: Everybody, the match begins. （各就各位，比赛开始了。）
I’m the referee. （我是裁判）
Hare and tortoise, ready? （小兔乌龟，准备好了吗？）
Mother hare: Honey! Honey! Come on! （亲爱的！亲爱的！快过来！）
Have some coffee. （喝些咖啡。）
Hare: Mom, oh, I can’t drink it all. （妈妈，哦，我喝不下了。）
Mother hare: It can help you keep alert on the way. （它可以让你精精神神的。）
My little dear! Drink it quickly! （亲爱的！快点喝了它！）
Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin. （兔妈妈，比赛要开始了。）
Mother hare: Ah! The match is going to begin. （啊！比赛要开始了。）
Monkey: Please ready, go! （预备，跑！）
Birds: Come on, come on! （加油，加油！）
Tortoise will be the winner. （乌龟赢！）
Tortoise will be the winner. （乌龟赢！）
Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The grass is very soft. （我认识这棵树，是的，草软软的。）
I fell asleep comfortable under the big tree. （树下睡觉舒舒服服的。）
This time I won’t sleep. （这次我不会再睡了。）
Oh? There are two routes. Here or there? Which one? （这里有两条路，这儿？那儿 ？哪条啊？）
Mom, mom, help me, help me! （妈妈，妈妈，帮帮我，帮帮我。）
Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right. （小兔，我告诉你，向右。）
Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you’re here? So fast! （啊！乌龟，你跑到这儿了？这么快！）
Come on, come on! （我得加油了！）
He’s my opponent, Can I believe him? choose the right way？No! （他是我的对手，我能相信他走右边吗？不！）
After I run farther, he will turn to the left, （等我跑远了，他再往左一拐。）
Then I will lose the match. （那我就要输了这场比赛。）
Oh, yes, I should choose the left way. Run faster! （哦，是的，我应该选走边，快跑！）
Tortoise: Hare, hare, you’ve gone a wrong way. (小兔，小兔，你跑错路了。)
Come back, come back. （回来，回来。）
My friends come and help me! （伙伴们，快过来，帮帮我！）
Together: Tortoise, why don’t you run fast? （乌龟，你为什么不快跑？）
Mother hare: Oh, tortoise, Is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time? （哦，乌龟，这次是不是轮到你在树下睡觉了？）
Tortoise: Mother hare, look! Your daughter’s got a wrong way. （兔妈妈，看！你女儿跑错路了。）
Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there? （哦，天啊，为什么？她为什么会去那儿？）
Didn’t you tell her it’s a wrong way? （你没告诉她那条路是错的吗？）
Tortoise: I told her, but she didn’t believe me. （我说了，但是她不相信我。）
She said “mother told me the opponent is the enemy. I couldn’t believe you.” （她说“妈妈告诉我对手就是敌人。我不能相信你。”）
Mother hare: Yes, I said that. （我是说过。）
My daughter’s got a wrong way, she can’t win the match. You run please! （我女儿跑错路了，她不能得冠军了，你跑吧！）
Tortoise: Mother hare, she’s got the wrong way, it’s unfair to her, I must find her. （兔妈妈，她跑错路了，这样对她不公平，所以我必须找到她。）
Hare mother: Tortoise, you, you’re a good boy. （乌龟，你，你是个好孩子，）
The match won’t go on. My daughter loses at the very beginning because of me. （比赛不用进行了，因为我的错误，我女儿在起跑线上已经输了。咳！）
Tortoise: Mother hare, it’s not important to win or lose the match. （兔妈妈，谁是冠军不重要。）
Let’s call her back，OK? （让我们把她喊回来吧！）
Together: Yes, you are right. OK! （是的，你说的对。）
Hare, hare, come back. Come back. （小兔，小兔，回来。回来。）追问

太长了，重找吧

追答

开头)

S: kneel down!!! AOBAi!(严厉的表情)

AO: pardon?

S:do you have breakfast? do you need some water to eat....and some food to drink? Mr AO(害怕)

AO:en!NO!(不屑一顾)dear emperor, what's the matter??

E:oh no no everything goes well,,,you know ,you can kill anyone so easy? So Shall we play some boxing game !

Just have fun !

AO;oh?(疑惑)of course ! with who ?

E;haha it's xiaobao right here!

AO:haha ,OK,You know "keep your feet in your own court." But I must give him a lesson!
E: OK,let's begin!

S:Ladies and Gentlemen , welcome to our boxing competition. Allow me to introduce to you the participants. On my right, is Mr. AO From China and on my left is Mr. WEI from china too, Tonight both of them will compete for the Championship. Ladies and Gentlemen , kindly give them a loud applause . Thank you .!

打斗一会，韦见打不过鳌拜，开始想拯救办法（对话）

W：I am disappointed with you!(叹气)

A:why did you say that? Come on !you will die!

W:I am so disappointed with you!！（叹气！）

A:What?Why? What do you mean? I am not an insult!

W:I means that you can't play CS? a popular computer game!

Old man ! How disappointed!!

A:what game?

W：CS？

A:CS？I can't play?? Are you serious?

W:definitely!

A OK! (藐视！)You asked for it.!

W:OK my patience has ended!Where shall my blood be spilled !

A:Don’t waste my time anymore!Let's begin, I could kill you !

二人开始play cs！

追问

有木有翻译？

追答

没有 这都很简单的英语 再短的就没有了 不懂得英语查查字典 也就掌握了这个英语单词。好好努力 希望有用

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